Ethan Millard and Alex Kirry talk about the developing story out of Utah Valley University, the largest public University in the state, whose student body, at least some of them, are outraged by the lack of wiping power their tuition payments provide. a change.org petition has gone up and the school officials have heard form the student advocacy group who is heading up this campaign to wipe out this problem. We hate ourselves for that pun. Charmin was unable to be reached for a comment but the guys test the toilet paper at KSL to see if it deserves a protest. Steve Dempster of England is asking people to boycott a restaurant for calling their baby a weird freak for her order of a small omelette. And in a touching move, an Aussie teen head her parents were short on cash for a date and gave them all of her saved up babysitting money so that they could enjoy a night out.