Half of US adults are on some sort of law enforcement facial recognition program. Where did they get the photos? Probably casinos.
Plus, Elon Musk says by the end of 2017 Tesla will have "Level 5" automation meaning your car can pick you up in LA and drop you in NYC then park itself without you ever touching a thing.
For #Zenheadlines, Alex celebrates the sweet smell of justice with the arrest of a frat boy accused in an aerosolized flatulence prank.
And here's a silver lining story: The hurricane in Bermuda brought in a 14 pound lobster for two fishermen. They took photos then released it. Very zen.