Now kids in a Portland-area elementary school can worship Satan in an after-school program now that the Satanic temple of portland got the approval to have a club like other religions. FINALLY! What else were Ethan Millard and Alex Kirry going to do with all that goat blood? Plus, ksl.com's cereal poll is both annoying and intriguing. If Cinnamon Toast Crunch doesn't win, we've lost all faith in humanity. #zenheadlines to brighten your day.