Alex Kirry and Ethan Millard start off the episode discussing Great Moments in Millennial news where mayonnaise is now apparently making its way into America's coffee cup. disgusting. Similar to the bulletproof diet and coconut oil in the coffee, mayonnaise is supposed to help curb your cravings to save your diet.
Italian racists are under fire for posting a picture of Samuel L. Jackson and Magic Johnson shopping at Prada and claiming that the men were African immigrants using their tax dollars to shop til they drop.
Finally, a #zenheadlines story of a man who lost his wife of 66 years and decided to build a pool so that the families in the neighborhood to could enjoy it.