We talk about a Toronto man who accidentally severed an artery while slashing tires. Police saved his life.
Were he a Boy Scout he would have understood knife safety. There are safe and dangerous ways to slash tires.
Also, we talk about a Dallas Texas man named Kenneth Fisher who was so upset with a surprise toll bill that he paid the whole thing in 90lbs worth of pennies. $175 total.
Quebec is considering toughening penalties on maple syrup theft.
We then spend an inappropriate amount of time talking about syrup and related foods.